History:  Dwinkltoes was known as one of the most talented, and soused
illusionists of all time.  After a particularly vivid alcoholic binge,
where the Gnome was surrounded by lots of "itty bitty, furry, winged
elephants", the gnome took it upon himself to create more.  In reality, he
had accidentally plane shifted to the Astral into a family reunion of
several dozen Hollyphants (Planescape MC's, I think).  But it didn't
matter, he saw elephants, by Glittergold, he was gonna make elephants, and
so he did.  He made several of these, small pink, statues, before his
apparent death, in 1280 DR, by walking off a cliff.

Appearance:  These, small, exquisitely carved in pink marble (the only
stone that would hold the enchantment), take the form of a small, woolly
elephant, with wings.  They are made from about one cubic foot of marble.
When activated, they take on an extremely life-like appearance and function
in many ways like a special figurine of wondrous power.

Powers:  These items can be used a total of 40 hours a week.  They don't
work overtime.  When activated they become small, flying furry elephants.
They can do the following powers:  Fly 30(A), Plane shift to the Astral
Plane with one other being, (at will), and can do the effects of a Horn of
Blasting 1/day, with its trumpet.  They also have the appraising
proficiency for any alcoholic beverage.

Other Stuff:
Dwinkltoes' other stuff-

Ioun Stone of Intoxication
This item appears as a small, egg shaped alestone.  When orbiting around
ones' head, that person feels and acts as if completely drunk.  The item
can be used for 8 hours a day.  Afterwards, the hangover results in a -1
penalty to all rolls per hour spent under the influence. Spell casters must
make an Int check at 1/2 to cast a  spell.

Ioun Stone of Headache Relief
This item appears as a small, disk shaped piece of gypsum.  When orbiting
around one's head, it provides relief for all forms of headache, and a +1
bonus to all mind affecting Magics, even an Illithid's Mind Blast.  For
people using Psionics, the stone provides a +1 MAC bonus.

New Spell
Intoxication    (Wiz 2-Alteration)
  Range: 0
  Comp: V,S,M
  Duration: 30min/lvl
  Casting Time: 1
  Area of effect:  Caster
  Save: None

Dwinkltoes' personal modification of Metamorph Liquids (ToM), It was while
under the effect of this spell, that he walked to his doom.  While under
the effect of this spell, the caster acts as if severely intoxicated,
suffering a -2 to attack, +3 penalty to A.C. and +1 to morale.  Any
attempts a spellcasting must be preceded by an Int check at 1/2.  When the
duration is over, the hangover results in a -1 penalty to all checks per
two levels of the wizard.